"Celebrity" Sighting: Greasy Bear's Brother

While I usually only hit up the Belmont for their Bloody Mary bar at brunch, a few friends suggested we hit the overcrowded venue before a round at Area down the street. As we nibbled our sushi salads, we witnessed the grand entrance of Brandon "I Named Lindsay Lohan 'Firecrotch'" Davis’s brother, Jason. I hate being catty, but the guy was hard to miss, as he's quite... supersized. The same can't be said about his wallet – it's not just a rumor, the Davis family is bankrupt.

So that's why Mischa Barton's ex Brandon has been bouncing checks from coast to coast?!?

Back to my sighting… Jason didn't care to uphold any image of financial health in a shoddy popped collar shirt and plebian jeans. Are the Davis’s homeless? I can’t be sure, but at least someone’s still feeding him…

Comments

The Davis brothers are nasty. Too bad sweat isn't worth a lot of money... they'd be zillionaires.

wow, just when I thought guys couldn't be grosser than Brandon... his brother is NAS-TY.

barf. barf. barf

This has to be true. I met you at The Belmont.. lol..