Jessica Alba Devours Pink Taco's & The LAFD Comes to Stop Her!
Vegas has arrived in L.A. baby! Porn stars, strippers, sex tape survivors, scensters, and celebs of all types checked out the red carpet opening of Pink Taco, the Mexican eatery made famous at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.
The scandalously named (and themed) eatery opened its door on Thursday night at the newly re-vamped Century City Shopping Mall. Pink wristed attendees included Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Tom Arnold, Corbin Bernsen, Slash, Amy Smart, Rex Lee, Jonathan Silverman, Kevin Connolly, and Ron Jeremy.
While Jessica Alba looked pared down in a wife beater and jeans, other celebs went a little loco. Sex tape survivor Kimberly Stewart looked super slutty in a frilly vinyl dress. Jodi Sweetin showed off her new "Full House" of knockers in a ridiculously low cut top. Luenell from Borat drank from her pimp cup all night. Sex star Mary Carey wore an electric blue jersey dress, but actually, looked less porn star-ish than I thought she would. It was icky to be within 10 feet of Ron Jeremy, but no one else seemed to have a problem shaking the guys hand.
Amy Smart and Kristin Cavallari were the best dressed of the evening, opting for of-the-moment, sexy, sophisticated pieces. Which is what we usually see at red carpet events in L.A.
But no one could beat the Pink-painted burro emblazoned with the restaurant's logo that stood patiently as everyone laughed and pointed. I couldn't help but feel sorry for the poor little burro! Did the ASPCA know about this?
The party was off the hook and the famous pink tacos were awesome. Margaritas were plentiful, the bustlines were boundless, midget mariachi's were marching, and the guest list was ginormously over capacity.
In fact, the fire marshal arrived about two hours into the fiesta and closed the party down! I was not there to witness it, but I heard that celebs scattered. I'm sure the lasting smell of tacos certainly stuck around.
