John Krasinski Won't Marry Me!

It was a nice day for a white-carpet movie premiere! Robin Williams, Mandy Moore, Christine Taylor and Ben Stiller, Rachel Harris and (who I had hoped would be my future husband) John Kransinski, all R.S.V.P'd yes for the world premiere of License to Wed.

At Hollywood's Legendary Cinerama Dome, romantic, wedding-appropriate tunes from The Beatles and James Taylor set the tone. Huge white roses and their petals lined welcome tables as guests checked in. Fans lined the streets of Sunset Blvd. screaming for John, Mandy and Robin (though no rice was thrown). A sweet bride and dashing groom greeted movie-goers at the entrance of the theater.

Robin is obviously eccentric, so his pumpkin orange wraparound sunglasses should not be such a surprising pick. When I heard a reporter try and pick on him for choosing such a strange set of sunglasses, Robin quickly snapped back in a fantastically exaggerated tone, "Whaddaya want? These are so my retinas aren't completely burnt to ashes!" Robin quickly picked up on the reporter's silly outfit and railed the guy! Everyone, including me, was rolling! His publicist kept dragging him away from the reporter, but Robin kept going. She finally started yanking his elbow, and he gave in, only to rush over to fans and sign autographs.

Seconds later, I spotted John Krasinski hanging out with his parents (the resemblance was crazy) and what looked like studio execs. The The Office hottie walked the carpet, quickly posing for photogs. He looked gorgeous in his grey-suited 6'3" glory. I watched, star struck, as he answered reporter's questions, occasionally waving to fans who screamed his name.

Several times I had to stop from screaming his name, too, wondering what would happen if I did. As soon as he was near me, it was obvious his publicist wouldn't allow time for questions. I had to talk to him! He was just too gorg!

So, as he walked by, I blurted with a semi-serious tone, "John! Will you marry me?"

The reporter next to me laughed, and John looked away and laughed too. He kept walking to greet his other fans.

I guess that means no.

Broken hearted, I didn't really care to watch Ben Stiller schmoozing in the popcorn line. Nor did I care that Billy Crystal showed up. It just didn't matter that Rachael Harris and Angela Kinsey were completely engulfed in a private conversation. And what was the color of Mandy Moore's dress?

Just kidding! No one could miss that!

Mandy looked beautiful in a full-length bright green chiffon gown with a beaded criss-cross across her chest. Her auburn hair was flowy and sexy in the sun. She wore gold painted Yves Saint Laurent cork wedge platforms that heightened her to nearly six feet. The girl is beautiful. It is a relief to see beauty in this town outside of a 100 lb. frame.

As Mandy and John posed for pics together, I couldn’t be upset anymore. The chemistry between the two was palpable. In fact, seeing the way she intensely gazed into his eyes made me completely happy for them! I expected them to kiss at any second and immediately wondered if they had kissed outside of the movie set. Then I had to wonder just why Mandy gets all the good ones?

I’ll be watching the Daily Blabber headlines for evidence of their coupledom. In the meantime, I can’t wait to see the movie. They make the cutest bride and groom!

Comments

Shouln't you date him a few times before you get married??, Kids, these days!!

Be nice to kids, they are the future! Are you some type of old fuddy duddy?

I love him too I can not wait for The Office to return reruns are still funny the second time around but I can't wait for the new season. I want to see this movie too!